Saturday, September 24, 2016

Which is worse...?


Which is worse...the popcorn kernel husk stuck betwixt your gums or a rogue, dislodged mustache hair betwixt ?

Is it foolish or daring...?


"Is it foolish or daring...?

When you are already suffering from loose stool, is it foolish or daring to consume generic chili con carne?"

-Sponge Bath Thoughts



Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Inaugural Post

"I love blended whiskey...for example, when I'm pouring a shot that falls short because the plastic bottle is dregs, I top it off with the next bottle and...blend it"